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NOTHING BUT SUPER MAMMALS

About the specimen: 22 year old male Australian, found mostly in the dark of his room watching porn or listening to "awful" music.

"The only way to get rid of a temptations is to yield to it" - Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

Snapchat: imickey4
Kik: iMickeyD
Apr 23 '14
Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14
cinkusorswimus:

f0xyladyy:

oh my fucking god, this is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

DO IT FOR THE ARTS, HUNTY

cinkusorswimus:

f0xyladyy:

oh my fucking god, this is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

DO IT FOR THE ARTS, HUNTY

(Source: gthuggin)

Apr 22 '14

taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

Apr 22 '14
simsgonewrong:

Mom you’re so embarrassing

simsgonewrong:

Mom you’re so embarrassing

Apr 22 '14
Apr 21 '14

(Source: sleepcycled)

Apr 21 '14

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

(Source: natama-men)

Apr 21 '14
Apr 21 '14

(Source: reddit.com)

Apr 21 '14

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Apr 21 '14

(Source: unabating)

Apr 21 '14
Apr 20 '14

(Source: mimimousee)

Apr 20 '14
indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.